Swimming in October

That's right. It's getting cold outside and I am gonna be swimming tonight. My sister's birthday party is tonight, and she'll be having an indoor pool party at a hotel. It'll be cool. Almost just as cool is that after the party the guys (my dad, brother, and me) will have the house to ourselves cuz the girls are stayin at the hotel. I still find it hard to believe that my little sister is nine years old. I still remember the day she was born.

Totally off-subject thought. How is it that of all places in the house, everyone's junk ends up under MY bed?